Thursday, May 3, 2012

How To Identify A Stalker

1. When they laugh really hard at your jokes and you know the shit ain't even funny.
2. When their eyes are seated just a little too close.
3. When they tell you in the first convo "I'm not the type to stalk people". Be forewarned...they are!
4. When they ask for your phone number, Facebook and twitter after talking to you for 10 minutes.
5. When their friends are looking at you like "don't do it player...walk away".

Badilisho

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